The Reward for Surviving Rough Seas

The Reward for Surviving Rough Seas
We are all like sea shells tossed about in rough waters and being re-shaped in wondrous ways. But have you ever contemplated the notion that sea shells have to complete their journey through the rough waters before they get to rest on the shore? Yeah, we are ALL like sea shells and Heaven is The Great Shore.

Friday, December 16, 2011

I Need A Manicure!

Greetings Everybody,
Ever looked at your fingernails and screamed "Holy Moly I Need a Manicure!" ?

I Think that Tomorrow I May Do A

Possible Agenda for Saturday:
Early Morning        
Cinnamon Swirl Coffee & Prayer Journal Time

Followed 1-2 hours later by Breakfast
3 Cheese Omelet with red bell peppers 
Maple Oatmeal with dried cranberries, roasted almonds and sunflower seeds 

Spa Treatment Rotation: 
Manicure & Pedicure 
Hot Tub
Shower & Shampoo 
Movie Star Treatment 
Hair Style & Clothing Selection
Lunch (on your own)
Take off old polish
Shape Nails
Buff & Shine Nails
Hot Hand Wax
Clean wax residue from nails 
Apply polish

(Repeat Previous Steps & Apply to Feet)

Selections include banana, orange or apple

Hot Tub Time
(30-45 Minute Soak in the Hot Tub...Reading Optional)

Shower & Shampoo
Towel Up and Sport the Big Fluffy Robe    
Movie Star Treatment
Cucumber Slices on the Eyelids...still Toweled Up & Sportin' the Big Fluffy Robe 

Hair Style & Clothing Selection
Consult with TV Weatherman to determine optimal hair style & clothing of the day

Location and other details TBD

Return from lunch
Initiate standard weekend laundry tasks, clean house, etc etc                              
...but do so while looking and feeling MAHVELOUS DAHLING! 

Now Accepting Appointments!
ME FIRST! lolol

In Him,

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