Greetings,
Tonight the topic is The Perfect Bath.
Like many of you, I have had gazillions of baths.
Honestly, I usually take it for granted that I am going to have access to hot running water, clean towels, soap, and a milky white tub every day.
And because taking a bath is really NOT a big deal, and even sounds kind of stupid to get all excited about,
it obviously MUSTA BEEN SOME BATH for me to even mention it.
I mean, it's NOT like there's a Bathtime Hall of Fame or anything, right?
Nevertheless, last night I had the PERFECT Bath
For the sake of discussion and laughability, I offer my Bath Assessment grading rubric for your inspection:
(Scale of 1-10)
Cleanliness of Tub 10
Ambient Room Temperature 10
Water Temperature 10
Availability of Basic Items (soap & etc) 10
Ability to Relax 10
Duration 10
Really Good Reading Material 10
Last nights' bath got a PERFECT SCORE of 70
lol Veteran Bathers will tell you that this is really kind of rare. lol
Usually at least ONE of those categories is a little less than perfect.
Anyway, as silly as this sounds, I just wanted to point out that when you really need it, even something as mundane as a bath can sometimes feel as a MINI VACATION.
Like the old advertisement used to say "Calgon Take Me Away"
Bottom line: Joy is where ya find it.
And ya find it more often when you seek it.
In Him,
Grace
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